You know what? That's it. I'm buying a voodoo doll, I'm dressing him up in a uniform and I'm going to see what happens from there.

I'm gonna look into finding such a thing this very weekend.

I've.Had.It.

Another thing, sort of along these same lines. I have naturally curly hair, and I KNOW IT'S INSANELY CURLY when I don't straighten it. But getting up at 4:30 everyday doesn't really allow me the extra 20+ minutes it takes to make it nice and straight. But the natural curl is pretty in it's own way. At least, that's what I've heard from some of the women I work with. The men on the other hand? Aside from Dave, why is it that every man I come into contact with has to make some smart-ass comment about what happened to my hair? It's so curly! Did you get it cut? Why isn't it straight? It looked great last week, what happened? Why don't you just get up earlier so you can straighten it? Blah, blah, blah.

Now really. I don't give these men comments about their hair, or lack of it, or the fact that I'm seeing some gray in it. But I might. I just might. The mean, bitchy, curly-red-haired Denise has just about had it.

Just SHUT UP already.

I'm done. I promise. ;)